Know a person with a shoe shopping problem? On this must read page for a bit of daily amusement, you will see that you can now pay Zappos $50,000 to permanently disable your significant other’s account. The deal also comes with a T-shirt and few other nifty bonuses, such as a personal representative to break the news and provide a shoulder to cry on for one hour. Additional time is available at $3.99/minute.

Too bad I don’t have an affilliate link for this one! LOL!